
You would never guess I'm sleeping

Me Too!

Quit snoring in class, please

Bad hair day, it smells like my gym locker

It can't be that hard, frowning causes wrinkles

He wasn't worth anything for the rest of the day
I started out as a ninety pound weakling

High education, striving ever upward!

She's too big for the top, how many bony knees are there?
Another pyramid scheme

Just another windy day
or
Dear Ted, Don't leave me, you are such an upright fellow
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